I am the Lord God Almighty, Creator of the Universe. After millennia of silence I’ve decided to resume regular communication with my creation. You can find my dispatches on this site, my Twitter account and on Facebook.
Favorites
- emercait23: @almightygod Umm @meghanphelps is retarded. The end.
- Suijurisreverie: @almightygod Is it true that every time I masturbate you kill a kitten?
- yOunG1riCan: @JoJoisLuv cuz allah is a fuckin joke...and a false idol. I'm not a bible thumper but I love GOD
- GodYourDaddy: @dead2god God is not funny Robin Williams is funny. But God ususually fails at humur see @toddlerjesus and @almightygod 4 examples
- antitheistkram: @almightygod Why won't you heal amputees?
Posted by Lee on August 11, 2009 at 1:31 am
Hey AlmightyGod, follow me on twitter! I’ve been praying that you would follow me for months, what gives? Why do I have to seek you out here? Some much for that always listening/answering prayers bit.. Anyway, follow me my user name is leetheredone
All my love to you and your only begotten son… err what’s his name.. Oh yeah, Jesus!
World Peace,
Lee
Posted by Jon on August 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm
hmm…I am saddened to see the delusions of grandeur the author of this blog clearly has.
Posted by Adolph Chippan on August 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Hi y’all – thanks for being alive – thanks for being a man – thanks for responding at last. Would you like me to lick your toes? When am I coming to heaven? Is my dad there? Is it boring up there? What’s the square root of negative one?