Here’s an instant messaging conversation I had with a Christian:
Almightygod: if god told you to kill a baby, would you do it?
Christian: god wouldnt tell us to kil anything
Christian: thats a sin
Almightygod: he did tell people to kill babies in the Bible
Almightygod: you should really read it
Christian: no he didnt.. stfu
Almightygod: I’ll get the link for you, hang on
Christian: youre lying
Christian: i know there isnt any killing on gods hands in the bible
Christian: oh, there was an exception there
Christian: god was trying to wipe out everyone and start over from hypocrites like you
Christian: but it didnt work
Almightygod: whatever the situation, god asked someone to kill babies
Almightygod: so, if he asked you, would you do it?
Christian: you’re taking it the wrong way
Almightygod: you can call me names if you want, but that doesn’t help your case
Almightygod: what’s the right way to take it
Almightygod: that’s not even the only time it happened in the Bible
Christian: god was trying to start over is the right way
Almightygod: start over?
Almightygod: no, the Israelis were just seizing land from their neighbors
Christian: *slits your throat* jeez
Christian: you say youve read the bible
Almightygod: calm down. No need to threaten violence
Almightygod: I’m just telling you about your own holy book, since you apparently haven’t read it.
Almightygod: do you want me to show you some more passages?
Christian: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL