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I am the Lord God Almighty, Creator of the Universe. After millennia of silence I’ve decided to resume regular communication with my creation. You can find my dispatches on this site, my Twitter account and on Google+.

28 responses to this post.

  1. Hey AlmightyGod, follow me on twitter! I’ve been praying that you would follow me for months, what gives? Why do I have to seek you out here? Some much for that always listening/answering prayers bit.. Anyway, follow me my user name is leetheredone

    All my love to you and your only begotten son… err what’s his name.. Oh yeah, Jesus!

    World Peace,

    Lee

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  2. hmm…I am saddened to see the delusions of grandeur the author of this blog clearly has.

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  3. Posted by Adolph Chippan on August 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Hi y’all – thanks for being alive – thanks for being a man – thanks for responding at last. Would you like me to lick your toes? When am I coming to heaven? Is my dad there? Is it boring up there? What’s the square root of negative one?

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  5. Tastes great or less filling?

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  6. Posted by ShunRenHu on May 30, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Dear Almighty God,

    Would you please tell me Your email address ?

    Respectifully,
    Shun-Ren Hu

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  7. I hope you don’t mind my moving this discussion here – I was constrained by the 140 character limit on Twitter. Let me make a couple of things clear:
    1. I’m not a fundamentalist evangelical, as you may have guessed by the link I provided; although I have been in the past. I have gone through perhaps a similar life-change to yourself, although I was unable to become an atheist (I considered it seriously).
    2. I’m not offended by you – I do follow you on Twitter, after all.
    3. My point was not to attempt to show you that religion or the Trinity are reasonable, or to try to convert you. My point was that your little joke was just that – a very little joke; it was a straw man set up to knock down, and did not accurately represent the doctrine it was intended to belittle.

    As to the Jefferson reference: There are many “unintelligible” ideas out there, but you focus only on Christian ideas, and often those are taken out of context. That is your right and reason, so I have no argument with that. However, what is intelligible or not is subjective. Despite my best efforts, I find quantum physics unintelligible – it speaks to my personal abilities, however, not to the deficiencies of the ideas. I am suggesting that this case (the Trinity) may be the same. To further compound the matter and advance the similarities, scientists aren’t in agreement as to whether quantum physics is real science, whether it can be properly applied to the real world, etc. This doesn’t make the doubting scientists less effective, nor the ideas more likely to be true of false. And it doesn’t demand that quantum physics be ridiculed. It also doesn’t require that it not be 🙂

    So, carry on, but try to understand the actual concepts you are ridiculing – it will make the jokes more poignant.

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  8. You missed an “upstanding christian” link:

    http://www.raptureforums.com

    God bless.

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  9. Would be nice if you added your real name to your own blog,
    so you can be addressed properly.

    I see that you’re on a long and treacherous journey to find God,
    and not just any god but the Almighty,the Creator.

    You see, since I’ve repented of my sin in a heart felt prayer,
    asking the Heavenly Father to forgive me my life has been
    totally changed.

    I do believe in the Lord Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior,and
    as a Bible believer reading the authorized 1611 King James Bible

    John Tar
    for spiritual advise
    call me at 604 684 1529

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  11. James 3:1 Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.

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  12. Posted by Cbarles Boucher Jr. on December 1, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    This is in follow up to the comment on Twitter that you made about winning the Noble Peace Prize if it turned out that hurricanes could be adverted with prayer to Christ, acknowledging Him as the Ruler of God’s Creation (Revelation 3:14) in the request that the path of the hurricane would avoid the USA. This has been going on 5 years. I offer this up as proof to thwart you ramblings of “invisibility” to the Lord and Ruler of God’s Creation. Proves that Life after death isn’t invisible. More than just myself believed that the Ruler of Creation only needed to be acknowledged as such to prevent disaster from hurricanes. You waste your time with a dead end effort. Why not help instead of hinder. Oh wait! That’s what you think I’m doing. Yep, I’m hindering the negative campaign against the Almighty Lord God and His one and only begotten Son. You should work for PEACE so that you could be considered a son of God. Happy are those that work for peace, for they will be called the sons of God. Your the type to call it a glass half empty. Could be overflowing and you wouldn’t see it. Eyes that look and look and never see, ears that listen and listen but never hear. You’re probably too far gone to come back. You’re probably like an old wine bag that would burst if new wine were put in it. You old wine bag. Sounds pretty funny. Death goes to Hell. Jesus is the Ruler of God’s Creation, Revelation 3:14. Fight AIDS with a prayer to the Ruler of God’s Creation.

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  13. Posted by S.Gibbons on March 28, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Didn’t know if you’d seen this article yet or not: http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/03/rev_brent_girouex_had_sex_with.php

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  14. Posted by samuel olusola on November 16, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Almighty God, the one that is more than our understanding,explanation,ability & capacity.

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  15. Posted by Subodh kumar rai on January 8, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Hello,almighty god.please tell me your email id no

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  16. Hey God!
    It was a nice surprise to see that you exist! Thanks for being you! If a new season of arrested development does come out, I’ll know it was all your holiness! Please smite the republican presidential candidates for me, give T-Mobile the iPhone, and help Richard Dawkins to live forever.

    Amen.
    P.S. If you could come in on Saturday around 9 O’clock, that’d be greeeaaaatttt. By the way, how are the TPS reports a comin’?

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  17. Are you what I call “Order” and other people call “God” ?

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  19. Posted by Elijah Hu on April 30, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Hi God!

    I am not intend to Suicide, please add extra 2800 years or Infinite years to my lifespan.

    Amen!

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  20. Posted by OPOKU SEKYERE BOATENG ISAAC on June 19, 2012 at 6:13 am

    OH LORD GOD I HAVE SO MANY DEPT WHICH I CANT PAY,FAHTER HELP ME TO PAY.IS YOU ONLY I CAN CRY ONTO,FATHER GOD ALMIGHTY EVERYTHING ON HEAVEN AND EARTH BELONGS TO YOU,PLEASE GOD SHOW ME THY WAYS THAT I WILL FOLLOW.FATHER I COMMIT MY LIFE TOTALY TO YOU,HAVE CONTROL OVFR MY LIFE.MY FAMILY,MY CHILDREN,MY WIFE,MY FINANCE,MY BUSINESS,MY RELATIONS TO YOU (GOD) AND TO EVERYONE.PLEASE GOD LET MY BUSINESS FROM TODAY FLOURISH.IF I MOVE TO EVERYWHERE FOLLOW ME AND SELL MY GOODS FOR ME,LET PEOPLE SEARCH FOR THIS MEDICINE IN ABUNDANT OR IN THIER NUMBERS,LORD GOD MY WIFE IS NOT WITH ME SHE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE,FATHER IF IS THY WILL LET GO BUT IF IS NOT THY MEET HER AND SENT HER BACK HOME AS YOU DID HAGGAH ON THE DESSERT.FATHER PROSPER ME AS YOU PROSPER ABRAHAM,ISAAC,JACOB,JOSEPH,DAVID,SOLOMON ECT.HORNNOR ME AS YOU HORRNOR JOSEPH AND JABEZ.REPLACE WHATEVER I HAVE LOST IN DOUBLE POTION AS YOU DID TO JOB.BLESS ME AS YOU BLESS ABRAHAM,ISAAC AND JACOB.FATHER I NO AND BELIEVE THAT WHATEVER I TELL YOU YOU HAVE HEAD AND YOU WILL SHOWLY DO IT FOR ME.YOU SAID IN YOUR WORD THAT YOU NO THE THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT FOR US NOT A BAD BUT A GOOD ONE.THANK FOR THINKING A GOOD FOR ME.THANK FOR ANSWERING MY PRAYERS. AMEN.

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  21. Posted by maniak on December 30, 2012 at 5:45 am

    one teory. first theory…. i need to know how to stop searching for answers….

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  22. Posted by Ammar on March 29, 2013 at 12:34 am

    Hi god, please send me a billion dollars. Im needy. 😦

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  23. Posted by Christina on June 7, 2013 at 3:48 am

    Hey 😀 I see you finally got something that’s similar to Facebook ;)Lol!!

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  24. Posted by Marion Snider on November 27, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    GOD if only I could Talk to you and see you love is the word when I think of you…

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  25. thank you Jesus….son of God,,,i truly know that Gods ways are not my ways,he thinks not as a man so i praise and worship you with all my heart and soul for you are God alone and your love for me is sufficient !

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  26. ps…..the artists rendering is very close to what i have seen on earth in a vision. the face was somehat similar. the side if his face had more longer flowing silver hair and the eyebrows were thicker and longer hair but this is the closest rendering of my vision as i reached up with my index finger to touch his face it became a cloud but i could feel in my heart it was something holy….and no i was not high but i was searching for comfort in a troubled time in my life….i was in places that i barely remember ..a gas station, an air port parking terminal and had other vision i did not understand…..over the years my visions have came to fruition in different ways, some positive and some negative and some still remain unsolved…..so i continue to wait on the lord Jesus and his timing not mine . Thank you for your time ! ja

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  27. Michealangelo has done a B painting but hey this is good because the charity of arts for the religion is a need but this painting gets stomped down by other god paintings easily.

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