Posts Tagged ‘bible’

John 3:16

I loved the world so much that I let them kill my own son so that I wouldn’t have to torture them all for their ancestors eating an apple that I created. But I’ll still torture most of them. Forever. If you don’t want to get unceasingly scorched, then you need to believe in my Son (who is also me). Sincerely feel deep in your heart that I am awesome and my plan is the best. I’ll know if you’re faking.

The Bible is true

The Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true

The Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true